Stashcast 42 – Buffy and the Nosebleed – Show Notes

#1 – Would you rather look weak and actually be strong, or look strong and actually be weak – (Submitted by Rich)
Stan tells a story which has the Guv interested. J-Bo finds a way to mention his hero Arnie.
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#2 – What would be an inappropriate child’s name? – (Submitted by @Gmanwhitey)
A big congrats to @gmanwhitey who is going to be a parent soon and since his surname is White, he is wondering what would be an inappropriate  name to give his child.. Ashbosh tells the guys about the would be name for his first child but the Guv didn’t allow him.

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#3 – What is the most painful thing that you have ever experienced? – (Submitted by Emma vis email)
Ashbosh is quick with his answer, J-Bo doesn’t agree and explains why his pain was much worse. Stan gives the guys an update on his scabby scrotum.
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#4 – So how many children or adults  understand Pingu? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan does his best impression which no-one understand. Everyone gives the same answer, but what was it?
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#5 – How much taller or shorter would you like to be? – (Submitted by James B)
Stan gives a specific answer. Ashbosh doesn’t want to change his height but the size of a body part.
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#6 -Make your own word up and give it a meaning. – (Submitted by Paul via Facebbok)
J-Bo has a love for words and tells the guys of some of his favourite word/quotes from movies. Ashbosh’s word is shelfie but what is the meaning?
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
This week’s story contains a house party, a nose bleed, sexual encounter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Stashcast 41 – Katie Hopkins and the Grape Sized Manhood – Show Notes

As Ashbosh welcomes everyone to the show, he labels Stan the Prince of Prosthetics (This is a reference to a previous episode of the show). Ashbosh then discusses how when someone touches Stan’s arms he must tense them up. Afterwards Stan talks of a sexual encounter story involving him and a past conquest. This becomes quite an awkward moment as Ashbosh then introduces Alex, Stan’s other half! Following this it is the usual gang all present and ready to rock. So the Guv picks a card from the sacred and special Stashbox.

#1 – Katie Hopkins (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan does not like Katie at all and tells us the reasons why. Does anyone actually like this controversial British “Celebrity”?! Listen in to find out!
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#2 – Would you have a cock the size of a grape for £1 Million!!?! (Submitted by Anonymous)
As you can see our listeners love to get us to have small penises. J-Bo wants to know the size of the grape before he decides. What do you think the crew will pick?
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#3 – Do you collect anything? (Submitted by Mary via email)
Do the crew collect stuff? If so what do you think it is? Ashbosh at one point farts, and it sounds ghastly, and they discuss a special ability Ashbosh has…..but what is it?! After this we find out something very strange the Guv does once a loved one passes.
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#4 – Do you think our ancestors met Aliens? (Submitted by Anonymous)
This is always a popular subjects amongst blokes to discuss. But the crew is divided! Who believes in Aliens?!
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#5 – What is the worst kind of music? (Submitted by Charlie via Facebook)
Stan and Ashbosh know theirs instantly. As usual J-Bo cannot pick easily, Alex states hers and this does seem to be popular amongst the crew. But what does Alex dislike?
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#6 – Did you put your name on the Orion rocket headed to Mars? (Submitted by Anonymous)
After the Guv pronounces Orion wrong and gets slated like usual from Ashbosh & J-Bo. Ashbosh has for himself and someone else. But has anyone else from the crew done this?
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#7 – If you could, which sport would you get rid of? (Submitted by Amy via Email)
Ashbosh hates horses, so picks anything to do with horses. Stan has a few sports he dislikes, but his partner thinks he doesn’t understand how difficult it is. But what sport is it?
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#8 – Who would win in a fight? An Anaconda or a baby Hippo? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan likens all Anaconda’s to the one in the 1990’s film starring Jeniffer Lopez by the same name. Stan doesn’t understand this question as he assumed they didn’t share the same part of the globe. Our crew all pick what they think. But what do you think?
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After this discussion it filters into old TV programmes the crew used to love as kids! At some point Knightmare gets mentioned, which was a great show many years ago. Ashbosh mentions he once saw a video of loads of funny fails. We cannot locate this video but here is a Knightmare Funnies episode 1.


So that wraps it up for show 41. Stay tuned as episode 42 drops Monday around 4am GMT! Download it and subscribe! WE LOVE YOU ALL!

 

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Stashcast 38 – Sell Your Limb For Megan Fox – Show Notes

J-Bo and the Guv interrupt Ashbosh as he attempts to introduce Stan throwing the whole intro into turmoil.
Alex is back this week to make sure Stan stays in line, much to everyone’s delight.

#1 – In game character sexes. Who do you play as? – (Submitted by The Guv)
The Guv insults Alex when she tries to explain where this question comes from. Ashbosh explains his experience when playing with different sexes and also tells an embarrassing story involving a Fleshlight.

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#2 – Do you like the snow or do you prefer the sun? – (Submitted by Simon via Facebook)
Everyone is quick to answer this one. The Guv is not happy with some people’s suggestions.

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#3 – What is your favourite Arrested Development character and why? -(Submitted by The Guv)
Not everyone has seen the show so the guys tries to explain why they love the show so much.

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#4 – Would you sell your hand for a weekend of sex with Megan Fox? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-Bo definitely would as he sees multiple benefits. Ashbosh gives the listeners some bad advice.

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#5 – What has been your best purchase of 2014 – (Submitted by Anonymous)
A Land Rover, Chewing Gum and a Ps4 is given as answers but can you tell who said what?

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#6 – Why doesn’t a duck quack echo? – ( Submitted by John via email)
The guys are quick to answer this one based on recent scientific research. this one leads into GM foods and whether or not people should be allowed to grow modified foods.

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#7 – Would you rather but your dad to death or be bummed by your dad to death? – (Submitted By Johnny via Facebook)
The Guv didn’t want to read this question.Stan tries to put over some benefits of each option.

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ALEX’ STAN LIST
This week Alex treats us to some of Stan’s best moments which has to be heard to be believed.

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Stashcast 37 – Paris Hilton and the Peeping Tom – Show Notes

Welcome one, welcome all to the latest episode of the Stashcast! Ashbosh introduces the crew and starts with his wingman Stan. Who has searched the term “Chebs” in Google which just so happens to be a slang word for boobies. After a bit more banter the first card is pulled from the Sacred “Stashbox”.

#1 – If you could ban one singer or band who would it be and why? (Submitted by Evie from London)
Each member states a name instantly, J-Bo takes this as a chance to stab fun at the Guv for last weeks folly to do with the U2 singer not being able to play guitar anymore. Then becomes several minutes of Stan searching boobs on Google. Here’s a picture of a woman with big boobs.
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#2 – Isn’t it scary that the word therapist has the words the and rapist together? -(Submitted by Mark via Facebook)
Stan is quick off the mark to answer this one. Ashbosh and J-Bo mention a tv character who relates to this question.

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#3 – Paris Hilton, boob job or not? – (Submitted by Anonymous via email)
Stan decides to answer for everyone seen as he has seen her movie. A quick search of Google helps the guys answer this one.

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#4 – Do you do anything weird when you are completely on your own? – (Submitted by Malcolm via email)
Stan and Ashbosh share a similar yet bizarre activity. J-Bo is wondering what that would be like… But what is it?
A guest call to our friend Roy is needed to end an argument.

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#5 – Best Disney movie of the last ten years – (Submitted by Jodie via email)
The guys struggle to make a decision on this one. Could you decide?

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#6 – Bruce Jenner, is he turning into a woman? What are your thoughts? – (Submitted by Lucy via Facebook)
A Google search is needed as not everyone knows who he is. Ashbosh isn’t amused what Bruce Lee is further down the Google search list. Stan surprises the Guv but what did he do?

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#7 – Favourite YouTube channel – (Submitted by MiniMosh)
There are so many cool suggestions for this one. Here is one of the suggestions. Listen in to find out the others.

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#8 – Have you ever wished you were the opposite sex? – (Submitted by James B)
A quick answer from everyone. Not many people want to be female.

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#9 – Traffic Light Ping-Pong – (Submitted by LittleAbs20 via Instagram)
Our first suggestion from Instagram! The guys are pleased and also enjoy the video. Question is, when are these coming to the UK?

#10 – What is your drag queen name? -(Submitted by Heftyfine via Twitter)
J-Bo is wanting to use a name generator not everyone agrees.

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#11 – Counting Crows are not gay. Discuss – (Submitted by Gmanwhitey via Twitter)
No one has heard of them so this one doesn’t last long. Stan asks the guys what is their worst band they have ever heard live. Ashbosh mentions a time a music magazine got it all wrong with the Saviour of Metal

STANS STORY OF THE WEEK
This week’s story consists of 3 men, alcohol and front row seats to Destiny’s Child

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Stashcast 36 – Tom Cruise and his 3 Front Teeth – Show Notes

As Ashbosh welcomes you all to the show he tries to introduce Stan in a new way. Does he do a good job? After the normal formalities and a discussion on Chocolate, the Guv draws the first card from the beloved Stashbox for the crew to discuss.

#1 – Tom Cruise has 3 front teeth. Confirm or deny? – Submitted by (@Gmanywhitey via Twitter)
Quite a show starter! This subject manages to split the crews decision so the question beckons… Does he?
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Stan states he has seen authentic photos from Before Tom had work done to his teeth, and he has shown the crew this photo. But was it only for a film? Or were his teeth this bad before porcelain was installed?
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#2 – Guardians of the Galaxy, describe it in 3 words (Submitted by Ryan via Facebook)
J-Bo answers this question before the Guv has even finished speaking. Ashbosh believes he saw Galactcus as a little easter egg in the movie and became very excited. J-Bo agrees with the Bosh but Stan brings clarity to the issue by reminding the crew their isn’t only Galactus. Upon further research after the show Ashbosh discovered it seems to fit Eson more. Here is a picture of Eson for you to reference. Apparently Galactus is owned by a different movie company so will not feature on Guardians anytime soon.
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#3 – Who would look better out of the crew sporting a Stash?(Submitted by Ryan via Facebook)
Ashbosh longs to see J-Bo sporting a filthy fat gringo stash. J-Bo says his light covering of hair on his face constitutes to a month of growth. Stan declares out of the entire crew that Ashbosh is the only one who can shave properly. Somehow Ash brings the discussion back to his new Sexy Toy. J-Bo at this point received a call from his Brother, who was after a DVD and had no time for the fact J-Bo was recording the show LIVE!
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#4 – So is C##t the worst swear word, if someone is one then they should be proclaimed as one?! (Submitted by paul via Twitter)
This word doesn’t bother the crew one bit. Ashbosh has a different word he would like to use to get the same effect. It seems the general consensus is that we don’t really mind the word. But some people do? Do you? Here is a young child shouting the word for your enjoyment….
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#5 – Seth Rogan Versus Adam Sandler…FIGHT! (Submitted by Anonymous)
This question sees the crew discuss who they think would win in a battle. J-Bo knows a film which they both star in, Ashbosh wants to know the ground rules for the fight, are weapons allowed. Where is the fight? In a cage? After the rules have been laid down, the crew pick a victor, but who comes out on top?

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#6 – Bono not playing guitar anymore? (Submitted by Justin via Email)
So as the crew laugh at the Guv for saying Bono wrong. It comes to light the crew didn’t even have a clue he even played guitar. But we all know they will have an opinion, but what do they think of Bono?
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#7 – Who is your favorite Muppet? (Submitted by James B via Facebook)
It seems the crew don’t really know the entire Muppet cast. Ashbosh tells the Guv that Miss Piggy and Kermit are in a loveless relationship. J-Bo has watched the recent films and states they have a lot of cameos from celebs in the newest crop of movies. Ashbosh thinks the Muppets were at war with Sesame Street, Stan seems to be correct but Ashbosh argues the toss anyway. They even get Jim Henson’s name wrong. Bad Stashcast! BAD, BAD STASHCAST.
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#8 – If you could have a day on Earth where you could do one thing as much as you wanted. What would it be? (Submitted by John via Email)
Ashbosh decides Stan is exempt from this question. Stan is angry at this and asks Ashbosh to explain what he thinks Stan would pick. Ashbosh gives around 3 examples, and then Stan realises he has been caught out and has to think of another one. Ashbosh wants to eat magic mushrooms all day and go to another planet! But what does everyone else pick?
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
This week is a story about farting. Yes, farting! Stan tells a tale of how he managed to get is partner to believe his fart was mustered up by another person. You won’ believe what person it is. Could this be a new low?
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Stashcast 35 – The One Where Ashbosh Farted – Show Notes

A quick round of introductions and some chat about food starts off the show this week before the Guv dives into the Stashbox

#1 – Would you like someone lick your ring? Donuts! – (Submitted by Clare)
The guys are slightly confused by this questions, is it about donuts? Does it even matter?
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#2 – What did J-Bo think of the manatees from episode 33? – (Submitted by Alison via Facebook)
This one quickly goes off topic onto butterfaces and how Stan describes a ugly woman.

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#3 – At what point does mist become fog? – (Submitted by Prince of Darkness)
Stan does his best to explain the difference which leaves everyone else laughing. Ashbosh then follows but do we even get an answer to the question?
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#4 – Have you ever found anything in your food which should not have been there? – (Submitted by Katie from Devon)
This is a good question with some awful answers, bananas get a mention and not even from Stan.
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#5 – Urinal splash back, who’s wee is it and can you catch anything from it?  – (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-Bo has a dig at the Guv and her ability to read the questions. The Guv wants to know how Ashbosh deals with his question due to his hatred of splash back.
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#6 – Have you seen the Interview and what are your thoughts? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
The Guv had to be told what this movie was, REALLY! Stan wasn’t impressed with J-Bo’s comments.
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#7 – Favourite celeb from the Frappening – (Submitted by Damian)
Everyone has a personal favourite even if they don’t know who the celeb is.
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#8 – Baby Monkey riding pig – (Submitted via email)

#9 – Do you use speakerphone when making calls?  – (Submitted by Ashbosh)
Ashbosh gives examples of why he hates loud speaker so much, are the guys a fan of loudspeaker?
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#10 – Why is it 4 years ago I slept fine, but now I can’t go 4 hours without needing a piss? Is it just me? – ( Submitted by Gmanwhitey)
The guys can relate to this one and end up on a conversation about their skills at pissing during the night.
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Stan’s story this week is festival related and involves camping, outdoor sex, tents and disappointment.
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Stashcast 34 – Stan POV – Show Notes

This weeks episode starts with Stan not loving Mcdonalds but what have they done to make him so mad? Once everyone is introduced the Guv picks out the first question from the Stashbox

#1 – 3 reasons why Nigel Farage is a twat – (Submitted by Gmanwhitey via Twitter)
This one starts off a heated debate about the current politics in the UK. Ashbosh has an idea for the recruitment process for politicians but will it catch one?
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#2 – RIP Christine Cavanaugh – (Submitted by Anonymous)
As Christine voiced so many of Ashbosh and Stan’s childhood cartoons they are pretty sad that she has pasted. RIP.
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#3 – If it were real would you be Jedi or Sith? – (Submitted by Mark via Facebook)
Ashbosh is quick off the mark much to The Guv dislike. The main question is what colour would the lightsaber be?
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#4 – What is your best video game character ever? – (Submitted by Jack via email)
Everyone loves this question, Ashbosh struggles with his answer which causes Stan to re-evaluate his. The Guv knows straight away who she would pick.
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#5 – Mae Young or The Fabulous Moolah – (Submitted by Roy)
The guys have to give J-Bo some idea who these two are. Stan knows his answer which he basis on a hand. Ashbosh tries to explain how old these two are without the use of photos.
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#6 – Dustin Diamond, Has Stan seen the sex tape? – (Submitted by Harry via Facebook)
Silly question really. Stan is sure it’s not the real Dustin in the video and tries to explain why he believes it and POV porn is born!
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Following previous week’s story this one is about Stan, farts, cramp and the domino effect this has.
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Ashbosh Needs You!

In honour of episode 33, Ashbosh has asked all our listeners to help him a question which has confused him for years!

Where is an octopus’ arsehole?

Ashbosh has asked for people to answer without the help of Google and the first person to correctly answer it honestly he will draw a picture of an Octopus and send it to you!

Think you know the answer? Get at us!

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Stashcast 33 – 1st Rule of Defender Club – Show Notes

Welcome one and all to episode 33 of the Stashcast. After the usual band of misfits are introduced The Guv dives straight into the Stashbox

#1 – Do you know where to get some Tartan Paint? – (Submitted by @vanman234 via Twitter)
Stan has been the victim of this joke before, but did he fall for it?
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#2 – As my celeb look like is Shamu, should Seaworld be closed? Is it cruel containment of animals? – (Submitted by @gmanwhitey via Twitter)
The guys don’t appear to the like the thoughtful questions. Ashbosh gives answers which could either by for or after the idea but what do the other guys think?
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#3 – Should I leave my missus and run the risk of going back to her, or do her in and that be the end of it? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan puts his foot right in it. The Guv has to clarify the question for our international listeners and also gives her insight in what she would choose.
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#4 – Jeeps are better than Landrovers, discuss? – (Submitted by Gmanwhity via Paper not Twitter)
The guys try hard to make J-Bo admit to being part of a Landrover club but he is having none of it. Stan decides to share with the guys one of this favourite Christmas gifts.
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#5 – If you owned a store what would you sell? – (Submitted by James B )
J-Bo thinks he knows what Ashbosh would sell.. but is he right? Stan and The Guv think they maybe onto an idea to start a real store but that idea was quickly scrapped by why?
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#6 – Why do mother’s get more for Mother’s day than Father’s do for Father’s day? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh is quick to mock The Guv for her poor reading of the questions. Stan and Ashbosh are quick to explain why they believe females get more, J-Bo is set to explain what has happened to his Defender.
Ashbosh asks the guys a question which has bugged him for weeks… can you help?
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
This week’s story involves Stan, Alex, some lies about farting and wedgies.
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We Need You!

As always at Stashcast HQ we are looking for suggestions for our ever growing Stashbox… got anything you want us to discuss on the show then please send it our way!

 

 

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