Stashcast 36 – Tom Cruise and his 3 Front Teeth – SHOW NOTES

As Ashbosh welcomes you all to the show he tries to introduce Stan in a new way. Does he do a good job? After the normal formalities and a discussion on Chocolate, the Guv draws the first card from the beloved Stashbox for the crew to discuss.

#1 – Tom Cruise has 3 front teeth. Confirm or deny? – Submitted by (@Gmanywhitey via Twitter)
Quite a show starter! This subject manages to split the crews decision so the question beckons… Does he?
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Stan states he has seen authentic photos from Before Tom had work done to his teeth, and he has shown the crew this photo. But was it only for a film? Or were his teeth this bad before porcelain was installed?
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#2 – Guardians of the Galaxy, describe it in 3 words (Submitted by Ryan via Facebook)
J-Bo answers this question before the Guv has even finished speaking. Ashbosh believes he saw Galactcus as a little easter egg in the movie and became very excited. J-Bo agrees with the Bosh but Stan brings clarity to the issue by reminding the crew their isn’t only Galactus. Upon further research after the show Ashbosh discovered it seems to fit Eson more. Here is a picture of Eson for you to reference. Apparently Galactus is owned by a different movie company so will not feature on Guardians anytime soon.
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#3 – Who would look better out of the crew sporting a Stash?(Submitted by Ryan via Facebook)
Ashbosh longs to see J-Bo sporting a filthy fat gringo stash. J-Bo says his light covering of hair on his face constitutes to a month of growth. Stan declares out of the entire crew that Ashbosh is the only one who can shave properly. Somehow Ash brings the discussion back to his new Sexy Toy. J-Bo at this point received a call from his Brother, who was after a DVD and had no time for the fact J-Bo was recording the show LIVE!
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#4 – So is C##t the worst swear word, if someone is one then they should be proclaimed as one?! (Submitted by paul via Twitter)
This word doesn’t bother the crew one bit. Ashbosh has a different word he would like to use to get the same effect. It seems the general consensus is that we don’t really mind the word. But some people do? Do you? Here is a young child shouting the word for your enjoyment….
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#5 – Seth Rogan Versus Adam Sandler…FIGHT! (Submitted by Anonymous)
This question sees the crew discuss who they think would win in a battle. J-Bo knows a film which they both star in, Ashbosh wants to know the ground rules for the fight, are weapons allowed. Where is the fight? In a cage? After the rules have been laid down, the crew pick a victor, but who comes out on top?

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#6 – Bono not playing guitar anymore? (Submitted by Justin via Email)
So as the crew laugh at the Guv for saying Bono wrong. It comes to light the crew didn’t even have a clue he even played guitar. But we all know they will have an opinion, but what do they think of Bono?
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#7 – Who is your favorite Muppet? (Submitted by James B via Facebook)
It seems the crew don’t really know the entire Muppet cast. Ashbosh tells the Guv that Miss Piggy and Kermit are in a loveless relationship. J-Bo has watched the recent films and states they have a lot of cameos from celebs in the newest crop of movies. Ashbosh thinks the Muppets were at war with Sesame Street, Stan seems to be correct but Ashbosh argues the toss anyway. They even get Jim Henson’s name wrong. Bad Stashcast! BAD, BAD STASHCAST.
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#8 – If you could have a day on Earth where you could do one thing as much as you wanted. What would it be? (Submitted by John via Email)
Ashbosh decides Stan is exempt from this question. Stan is angry at this and asks Ashbosh to explain what he thinks Stan would pick. Ashbosh gives around 3 examples, and then Stan realises he has been caught out and has to think of another one. Ashbosh wants to eat magic mushrooms all day and go to another planet! But what does everyone else pick?
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
This week is a story about farting. Yes, farting! Stan tells a tale of how he managed to get is partner to believe his fart was mustered up by another person. You won’ believe what person it is. Could this be a new low?
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Stashcast 35 – The One Where Ashbosh Farted – Show Notes

A quick round of introductions and some chat about food starts off the show this week before the Guv dives into the Stashbox

#1 – Would you like someone lick your ring? Donuts! – (Submitted by Clare)
The guys are slightly confused by this questions, is it about donuts? Does it even matter?
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#2 – What did J-Bo think of the manatees from episode 33? – (Submitted by Alison via Facebook)
This one quickly goes off topic onto butterfaces and how Stan describes a ugly woman.

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#3 – At what point does mist become fog? – (Submitted by Prince of Darkness)
Stan does his best to explain the difference which leaves everyone else laughing. Ashbosh then follows but do we even get an answer to the question?
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#4 – Have you ever found anything in your food which should not have been there? – (Submitted by Katie from Devon)
This is a good question with some awful answers, bananas get a mention and not even from Stan.
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#5 – Urinal splash back, who’s wee is it and can you catch anything from it?  – (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-Bo has a dig at the Guv and her ability to read the questions. The Guv wants to know how Ashbosh deals with his question due to his hatred of splash back.
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#6 – Have you seen the Interview and what are your thoughts? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
The Guv had to be told what this movie was, REALLY! Stan wasn’t impressed with J-Bo’s comments.
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#7 – Favourite celeb from the Frappening – (Submitted by Damian)
Everyone has a personal favourite even if they don’t know who the celeb is.
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#8 – Baby Monkey riding pig – (Submitted via email)

#9 – Do you use speakerphone when making calls?  – (Submitted by Ashbosh)
Ashbosh gives examples of why he hates loud speaker so much, are the guys a fan of loudspeaker?
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#10 – Why is it 4 years ago I slept fine, but now I can’t go 4 hours without needing a piss? Is it just me? – ( Submitted by Gmanwhitey)
The guys can relate to this one and end up on a conversation about their skills at pissing during the night.
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Stan’s story this week is festival related and involves camping, outdoor sex, tents and disappointment.
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Stashcast 34 – Stan POV – Show Notes

This weeks episode starts with Stan not loving Mcdonalds but what have they done to make him so mad? Once everyone is introduced the Guv picks out the first question from the Stashbox

#1 – 3 reasons why Nigel Farage is a twat – (Submitted by Gmanwhitey via Twitter)
This one starts off a heated debate about the current politics in the UK. Ashbosh has an idea for the recruitment process for politicians but will it catch one?
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#2 – RIP Christine Cavanaugh – (Submitted by Anonymous)
As Christine voiced so many of Ashbosh and Stan’s childhood cartoons they are pretty sad that she has pasted. RIP.
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#3 – If it were real would you be Jedi or Sith? – (Submitted by Mark via Facebook)
Ashbosh is quick off the mark much to The Guv dislike. The main question is what colour would the lightsaber be?
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#4 – What is your best video game character ever? – (Submitted by Jack via email)
Everyone loves this question, Ashbosh struggles with his answer which causes Stan to re-evaluate his. The Guv knows straight away who she would pick.
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#5 – Mae Young or The Fabulous Moolah – (Submitted by Roy)
The guys have to give J-Bo some idea who these two are. Stan knows his answer which he basis on a hand. Ashbosh tries to explain how old these two are without the use of photos.
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#6 – Dustin Diamond, Has Stan seen the sex tape? – (Submitted by Harry via Facebook)
Silly question really. Stan is sure it’s not the real Dustin in the video and tries to explain why he believes it and POV porn is born!
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Following previous week’s story this one is about Stan, farts, cramp and the domino effect this has.
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Ashbosh Needs You!

In honour of episode 33, Ashbosh has asked all our listeners to help him a question which has confused him for years!

Where is an octopus arsehole?

Ashbosh has asked for people to answer without the help of Google and the first person to correctly answer it honestly he will draw a picture of an Octopus and send it to you!

Think you know the answer? Get at us!

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Stashcast 33 – 1st Rule of Defender Club – Show Notes

Welcome one and all to episode 33 of the Stashcast. After the usual band of misfits are introduced The Guv dives straight into the Stashbox

#1 – Do you know where to get some Tartan Paint? – (Submitted by @vanman234 via Twitter)
Stan has been the victim of this joke before, but did he fall for it?
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#2 – As my celeb look like is Shamu, should Seaworld be closed? Is it cruel containment of animals? – (Submitted by @gmanwhitey via Twitter)
The guys don’t appear to the like the thoughtful questions. Ashbosh gives answers which could either by for or after the idea but what do the other guys think?
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#3 – Should I leave my missus and run the risk of going back to her, or do her in and that be the end of it? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan puts his foot right in it. The Guv has to clarify the question for our international listeners and also gives her insight in what she would choose.
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#4 – Jeeps are better than Landrovers, discuss? – (Submitted by Gmanwhity via Paper not Twitter)
The guys try hard to make J-Bo admit to being part of a Landrover club but he is having none of it. Stan decides to share with the guys one of this favourite Christmas gifts.
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#5 – If you owned a store what would you sell? – (Submitted by James B )
J-Bo thinks he knows what Ashbosh would sell.. but is he right? Stan and The Guv think they maybe onto an idea to start a real store but that idea was quickly scrapped by why?
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#6 – Why do mother’s get more for Mother’s day than Father’s do for Father’s day? – (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh is quick to mock The Guv for her poor reading of the questions. Stan and Ashbosh are quick to explain why they believe females get more, J-Bo is set to explain what has happened to his Defender.
Ashbosh asks the guys a question which has bugged him for weeks… can you help?
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
This week’s story involves Stan, Alex, some lies about farting and wedgies.
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We Need You!

As always at Stashcast HQ we are looking for suggestions for our ever growing Stashbox… got anything you want us to discuss on the show then please send it our way!

 

 

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Stashcast 32 – Narcoleptic Dog – Show Notes

Happy New Year Everyone!

This week’s episode starts with the guys talking about their new years resolutions. Alex joins us again though appears surprised Stan asked her back. The Guv presses the bell early on when the conversation wasn’t her to her taste, the guys aren’t impressed.

#1 – If you were going to get sponsored by a brand, who would you like it to be and why? (Submitted by Malcolm from Sunderland)
Ashbosh is quick off the mark however his answer wouldn’t help with his new year’s resolution. The conversation quickly goes to the guys favourite drinks and problems with caffeine, a narcoleptic dog is also mentioned.

#2 – Tinder, useful or stalky? (Submitted by Ian on Facebook)
The guys have no idea what Tinder is so Google is needed to help assist this. Ashbosh is not impressed after discovering how many hours people spend on it. Stan and Alex has a disagreement other their relationship.
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#3 – What is the worst alcohol beverage you ever drank? (Submitted by Ben via Facebook)
This one ends up with Stan and Alex surprising everyone with their lack of drink experience and ends up with everyone reliving their youth.
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#4 – If you had to do one, Richard or Judy? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
J-Bo is quick off the mark while Ashbosh is more interested in The Guvs answer and this sets off a complete different conversation. Who would you pick?
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#5 – Finger your mam or wank off your dad?  ( Submitted by Johnny via Facebook)
Ashbosh bans Johnny from submitting any further questions and quickly answers the question however it’s bending the rules slightly.
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#6 – If you lived in America, would you own a gun? (Submitted by J-Bo)
J-Bo explains his reason for putting this in the Stashbox.  Alex wants more clarification on the question. Stan doesn’t think Alex should be allowed a gun as she can’t handle a knife… an argue quickly followed.
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Alex tells this weeks story which involves Stan, Alex’s bedroom and Stan’s ass.
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Stashcast 31 – Flatulence Fiasco – Show Notes

This weeks episode starts off with the guys discussing their Christmas traditions and love for Vienetta ice-cream.  Alex joins us to Ashbosh and J-Bo’s delight. The Guv shares how Ashbosh and her celebrate their Christmas, the guys are not impressed.

#1 – What are your thoughts on the hacking scandal? (Submitted by Anonymous via email)
The Guv gives a number of examples of recent hacks which results in the conversation going into a slightly different direction and ends up at 22 Jump Street. The Guv asks whether or not hacking is justified but what do the guys think?
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#2 – If you were a Simpson’s character who would you be? (Submitted by James B)
Everyone loves this question with some quick answers but as always this one quickly goes off topic. Avenged Sevenfold even makes an appearance.
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#3 – If cash were tight, what would be the first thing you would sell? (Submitted by James B)
The Guv sets the context that you will need to make up a months wage. This one has the guys thinking what they would sell. Body, Body parts and drugs but who picked what?

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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Alex tells the story this week as Stan wouldn’t do it justice. This week’s story involves a shopping trip, games and lingering smell.
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#4 – What is your new year resolution? (Submitted by The Guv)
J-Bo takes some inspiration from The Guv’s fizzy free diet. Everyone has a health improvement wish for 2015.
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Stashcast 30 – Frog Loving Monkey Xmas Special – Show Notes

So as the show starts and Ashbosh does the usual introductions the crew discuss if they look forward to the big day. the Guv isn’t happy about some people and an argument ensues with J-Bo and the Guv (As usual). Guv tries to trick J-Bo and utilizes Ashbosh’s ability to lie, but does J-Bo believe her?

#1 – Who would win if Captain Scarlett had a fight with the Thunderbirds? (Submitted by Anonymous)
If you don’t know either of these old kids show, then you’ll need to Youtube some footage to see who you think may win? Who do you think the cast chose?
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#2 – Who would be in your dream band? You can have upto 5 members max! (Submitted by Minimosh)
We’ve had this a few times now, in various different versions. But this one could lead to the biggest debate yet! See who the crew pick for their choices, don’t let the picture below fool you, these may not be the picks that the crew choose.
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#3 – Have you ever eaten animal food, like dog food? If so was it nice? (Submitted by Carl via Email)
J-bo used to work in a pet store, so he knows all too well what different treats can be like. Stan asks if J-Bo has fed his new Chihuahua Irn-Bru yet! Someone has tried cat food before…..But who was it?
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#4 – Did Oscar Pistorius get a long enough sentence? (Submitted by Leon via Email)
Tough one, all comes down to how you perceive the case, but the crew put in their two pence!
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#5 – Do you know your own Larry David? (Submitted by Ashbosh)
Ash has to explain what Larry is like, morally correct but how he goes about his point the wrong way. Stan decides his is J-Bo! Which causes a reaction from the crew.
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#6 – Monkey Rapes Frog (Submitted by Anonymous)
The Guv reads out the card to pure disappointment from the boys. WARNING THIS IS DISTURBING

#7 – Which is better the Mega Drive or the Nes? (Submitted by @Gmanwhitey via Twitter)
Great question as this takes the crew back to their youth, games discussed are Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker, Sensible Soccer and other such classics! But which console became the Stashcast retro console of choice?
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
Stan talks of how he managed to whack an inappropriate image onto a friends TV using their own technology
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Stashcast 29 – Stan’s Gifts – Shownotes

This week’s episode starts with the guys discussing their recent Domino’s pizza. J-Bo was the only Stashcast crew member who didn’t go and see Mastodon, the guys won’t let him live that down and Stan has bought a gift to make sure he doesn’t forget it.

#1 – Is it acceptable for an adult to have Lego
This one goes off into the guys love of lego and all things geeky, what adult doesn’t like lego…. and twizzlers?

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J-Bo is quick off the mark on this one. Ashbosh is confused by the names of different crimes but J-Bo is there with all the answers. Stan has to take it down a notch with his answer.
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#3 – What do you think of the ever increasing cost of traveling on a plane/train?
No one is impressed with the cost of travel in the UK however not everyone uses public transport. The guys have some ideas on how to improve this.
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#4 – Old women dressing like young women, thought? – Submitted by Josh
This one quickly goes off onto a discussion on women’s fashion and what people don’t want to see. Cake Farts even gets a mention.
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#5 – If you are born on February 29th, what date do you celebrate your birthday on a none leap year? – Submitted by John via Email
This one ends up in a heated debate with some confusion over why people chose different dates. This one doesn’t last long before the The Guv is told to ring the bell
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STAN’S STORY OF THE WEEK
This weeks story involves a boobs, star wars, girlfriends and men in costumes.
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