Stashcast 25 – Lemonparty and the Killer Cassowary – Show Notes

This weeks episode starts with a little reminder of Stan’s scabby scrote. Stan insults the Guv, J-Bo and Ashbosh quickly try to provoke a reaction before the first topic is pulled out of the Stashbox.

#1 – Since the iPhone 6 bends like a banana, does Stan hate the iPhone 6?
Everyone loves this question except Stan. The guys quickly go off topic with their little knowledge of world currencies.

#2 – There has been a high number of people commit suicide by jumping into an animal pit. If you had to to chose an animal to be killed by which would you chose?
The guys all feel it is a brutal way to go. Ashbosh decides he would like to be taken out by one of these..

#3 – Garage repairing your car and leaving your radio tuned to Chav FM
The only people who can comment on this is Stan and J-Bo and they both detest their cars being altered.

#4 – Lemonparty, just why?
Everyone is haunted by previous episodes and hope this topic doesn’t follow suit. A quick check on urban directory offers some reassurance. What is lemonparty, certainly not this..

#5 – Tells us a quirky habit of yours (Submitted by James)
Someone has to shit naked while another never wears the same pair of socks twice. Someone has to rub fabric together to sleep while someone struggles to decide.
#6 – Facebook
The crew discuss their thoughts on the social media superpower.

#7 – For the next year would you rather have continuous hiccups or feel like you are going to sneeze but can’t? (Submitted by John)
What a good question! This causes a good debate, and it is a tough one for all the guys to answer as it’s trying to pick the best option from two terrible choices! But what do the guys choose?

#8 – Netflix or Lovefilm (Amazon Prime) – (Submitted by J-Bo)
Ashbosh gets educated on Amazon Prime. The guys relive the days before streaming became the standard. J-Bo describes this dream job
The week’s story involves youths, fireworks and dog waste bin.

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Hello from Florida!

the Guv’nor and Ashbosh wish you s happy hello as they enjoy some vacation time in the Happiest place on earth! Walt Disney World!

We were just shooting the sh*t with Mickey & Minnie and they submitted some great topics for discussion! We saw them on their travels around Animal Kingdom!

Animal Kingdom with Mickey

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Stashcast 24 – Funny Phallus – Show Notes

As the show begins we hear the standard Ashbosh introduction. As the great scabby scrotum debate rages on, Ashbosh introduces his wing man Stan and fellow host J-Bo. After the initial hilarity regarding episode 20′s scab tale, we also are introduced to our beautiful keeper of the Stashbox the Guv’nor. Once this is out of the way then the Guv pulls the first subject from the glorious Stashbox.

#1 – You can stop time and do anything you want, but this would shorten your life by the number of minutes you stop the time by. Discuss. (Submitted by John)
With any question like this we have come to learn J-Bo cannot answer these until EVERY POSSIBLE anomaly has been ironed out and he understands all the rules regarding these. No one else seems to struggle though, but when the chips are down and rules are explained… Is it as good a deal as you think?

#2 – What is your rapper name? (Submitted by MC Cockbender)
Everyone laughed at the submitter name. Guv makes a jibe at Stan’s rapper name but what did he chose? As usual J-Bo has a problem making a decision. Ashbosh relives his teenage years.homeboy2

#3 – British accents, favourite and most hated? (Submitted by L2K)
The Guv starts off with her impression of the cockney accent which Ashbosh had to explain to the listeners as it wasn’t recognisable. After a brief discussion, the guys attempt various accents. The Guv decides Ashbosh is the accent master!

#4 – Describe sausage in a pirate voice ( Submitted by Jo)
Ash gives this an instant attempt, as he is the accent master.  The guys decide Stan has to finish the rest of the show in a pirate voice since his impression was that good, but does he?

#5 – Name 3 songs for the soundtrack to your life (Submitted by @MiniMosh)
Stan starts off on a serious note, Ashbosh counteracts this with some Electric 6 love and J-Bo brings it down a notch with the mention of the Church of fudge!

#6 – If you were offered the part of Jim in American Pie, would you take it? (Submitted by Jess)
The Guv has to set context to the seemingly easy question for J-Bo. Somehow the conversation spirals into how inappropriate Stan is around children much to Stan’s dislike.

Stan declares this story of the week as the most embarrassing story of this life. This story involves 2 girls, 1 phone and a phallus.


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Stashcast 23 – Church of Fudge With Surströmming – Show Notes

We are back with episode 23! Ashbosh resumes the helm after Stan kicked off the show on the previous episode. Once the initial argument about Stan’s scrotum is completed, and the crew discuss a new film they have seen. Our resident keeper of the Stashbox the Guv’nor picks a topic from the Stashbox to begin the show!

#1 – Church of Fudge (Submitted By @PaulusJ93 via Twitter)
Wow, what a first subject! If you have never seen this video, we really don’t want to talk to you about it! But if you would like to see the video then click HERE **WE ARE TELLING YOU NOW, THIS IS NOT PRETTY! WATCH WITH CAUTION, NSFW AND NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!!**

#2 – Jason Orange has quit Take That, but it’s not really news. What horrific news story that ain’t news can you remember? (Submitted by @Gmanwhitey via Twitter)
Stan begins this topic with a story of an older newspaper who recycled the same articles with some photo wizardry. J-Bo doesn’t understand celebrity news stories and we get onto a porn star with a famous Daddy

#3 – If you could travel back in time and witness any event from history, what would it be? (Submitted by L2K)
From an easy question to a very DEEP question! Our entire crew need to think of this one. J-Bo wants more clarification on the rules and the Guv leaves it up to the crew to decide how they witness the events. Minimosh then gives an aggressive choice as hers revolves around punching an innocent person in the face! But who?? Stan then comes through with another morbid choice, and J-Bo follows suit.
Ashbosh doesn’t understand why they choose such gory events and would like to see an important moment in the hstory of Mankind as a whole! Who knows where he got that from as Ashbosh usually isn’t the most sensible. But what do all the crew decide on?

#4 – Which modern conveniences should have never been invented? (Submitted by James)
Stan gives an answer Ashbosh absolutely adores! But the Guv disagrees instantly and this upsets Ash no end! What would your modern convenience be?
J-Bo then tells the crew of a tale around the Swedish delicacy Surströmming! So the crew watch the below video to see what all the fuss is about!

This episodes story is about people who took an internet rumor and actually tried it destroying their very expensive new phones! Do you have sympathy for these people? Do you think Stan does?

After this the crew go through the Social Media links, all found HERE and say their farewell’s for this week! Many thanks for downloading/subscribing/streaming we really appreciate all your input! We’d like to thank all our listeners who send in topics for discussion too as without you we couldn’t do what we love to do which is hopefully entertain you! Stay cool Stashers! Until next week!

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Stashcast 22 – 3 Boobs and Star Wars – Show Notes

So finally on Episode 22 someone else does the introductions! This is Stan’s turn to begin the show and introduces the crew as standard. Minus the stress and illness everyone seems to be doing fairly well! Without further delay the Guv’nor picks out the first topic

#1 – Would you wank off a horse to save it’s life? (Submitted by Billy via email)
Minimosh also reads out a little message from Billy that he loves the show! Thanks alot Billy! Ashbosh doesn’t like horses at all and does not mind saying so. J-Bo’s family actually have horses and tells the crew the time and effort they take to look after. Would you do this to a horse to save it’s life? Listen in to find out if anyone of the crew would!

#2 – Little People Village in China – Research and Discuss (Submitted by Anonymous)
Our Guv has discovered that Ashbosh rates in the top 10% of mankind for his size, Stan is also happy to find out he makes the cut. Does the cast like the village or do they think it is exploitation?

#3 – Is Ginger a disability? (Submitted by Martin via Facebook)
Stan tells us all how Martin who submitted this question abuses him over his disgust of bananas! Hew disagrees with the disability but does admit to it being a defect of genetics. Here below is one of the MANY pictures Stan has received from Martin in regards to his hatred of the yellow fruit!

#4 – If you were in a communal shower alone and opened your eyes after washing your face/hair and saw someone in front of you who was REALLY close! What is the first thing you would shout? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan and Ashbosh both know the story behind this and as we are not sure who submitted the idea, this person remains nameless. After the story is told the guys think what they would shout. What would you shout?

#5 – Have you ever walked out of the cinema as the film was so bad? (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-Bo has had this experience, Ashbosh gets very upset about a tale from years gone by when he and Stan and a few others went to see a film that turned out to be crap! But he couldn’t leave as he doesn’t drive!

#6 – What is your favourite Knock-Knock joke? (Submitted by James)
Pathetic! We cannot believe how bad the Stashcast crew are on this one! We only have 1 joke between the entire crew! So it wins by default! Ashbosh loads a video on Youtube that could be a sneak peak of footage from the new Star Wars films! Here it is!

Stan is a booby man. He loves breasts, big or small he loves them all! So this week he discusses the woman with the third breast!

J-Bo loves Star wars, and notices a tiny thumbnail left on the PC whilst recording the show. He discusses the potential storylines for the new Star Wars movies, and he can’t get over the fact that Mark Hamill now sports a beard, here’s a picture!

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Stashcast 21 – Pirates Or Ninjas – Show Notes

Ashbosh once again does the intro and manages to make a hash of it! Once everyone has been formally introduced (And insulted if you are Stan), our resident Stashbox keeper the Guv’nor picks the first topic from the sexy & beloved Stashbox.

#1 – What’s your most enjoyable shitty film? (Submitted by Al)
This one seems fairly easy, but when the discussion begins the crew realise they feel the only films they choose to watch are good films, but they cans still somehow pick shitty ones!

#2 – Is a portion of Chips a meal, side dish or snack? (Submitted by Paul via Twitter)
A nice little quick one! What do you think? Is it a meal? Or a side dish? Or simply a snack? Our crew thought it could be various options given certain circumstances!

#3 – If you can have one super power, what would it be? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh recently sent the guys this funny picture only days before the recording!
Our stashbox keeper takes over this topic and the Guv’s power is crazy! They all choose their own power, this subject could go for hours if we let it! But the Guv doesn’t let the boys get too carried away.

#4 – What’s one talent or skill that you don’t have but have always wanted? (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-bo has quite a good answer, Stan decides to take over and describe the fabric on the back of Ashbosh’s pyjamas when he recently released some flatulence. He then chooses quite an ugly talent.

#5 – What is better? Pirates or Ninjas? (Submitted by John via Email)
Stan reckons he has the correct answer, J-Bo disagrees. Ashbosh tells of how he and Stan when they used to work nightshift used to watch videos called I am Ninja back in 2006. Ash puts the intro song on so here is a video linked below!

As per usual the topic migrated onto other things. A Youtube celebrity by the name of Kassem-G pops up! So here is what we promised!

Stan’s Story of the Week
This episode Stan talks about meeting a celebrity who he thought at first was a midget. He isn’t however a midget at all and it all ends up with the Guv’nor being insulted!

#6 – If you could be the director of one company, which would it be and what would you do on your first day? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh jumps onto this one with a peach on an idea! Which ends with him wishing he had a crack habit with the money he makes! J-bo wishes he could work for a huge corporation! But which one? Stan wants to take over a company with the sole reason is to sack someone he doesn’t really like! Even the Guv comes into this topic with an idea, but she just wants to use her platform to get a huge Sword!

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Stashcast 20 – Stan and His Scabby Scrote – Show Notes

This weeks episode starts with a little debate about pooing and whether or not men have pelvic floor muscles. After all the crew are introduced and present, the keeper of the sacred Stashbox (the Guv) draws the first topic out for discussion!

#1 – Who would win out of a 3 way rumble out of Firthmoor, Redhall and Branksome estate? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
The Guv thinks this question would have been more relevant in the 90′s. The guys think this question is about the rival schools. This subject only really works if you are from the town the boys record in! So this subject was over fairly quickly.

#2 – If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go? (Submitted by James B)
Stan wants to Teabag a world leader.. but which one? This quickly escalates into an epic story about Stan balls which makes The Guv cry!

#3 – Would you rather help me to help you, or not co-operate? (Submitted by Anonymous)
The guys are quite confused about what this actually means, The Guv can offer no suggestion so the crew dust themselves off and a new subject is drawn from the beloved Stashbox.

#4 – Ladyboys? Only gay if the balls touch? (Submitted by Steve)
J-Bo gives the guys a funny story about an old lady and some Ladyboys. Stan gives a good insight into his answer. What do you think?

#5 – Do you think it is acceptable to skive off work to play a video game? If so how long? (Submitted by Alex via email)
Stan is a good guy and only books holiday but what does Ash and J-Bo think? Are any of the guys guilty? Also the guys want to re-write the maternity sickness law before giving their answers to the question.

#6 – What car would you buy with a million pounds? (Submitted by Anon)
Stan is so fast off the mark no-one could even decifer what he says! J-Bo has recently purchased a new car which starts off a discussion about a unique North East truck club. The Guv and Ashbosh want to go back to the 70′s for their choice.

Stan’s Story of the Week
Stan wrote himself a note to remember his story which reads Martin’s Balls….
After Stan has covered his story Stan talks about how he looks in Women’s drawers!
Because the conversation has deviated, Stan is upset at women adverts that dictate because you wear a certain type of tampon etc. that you can go sky diving etc. But is that really true?

#7 – How old does person need to be/or look for you to give up your seat on a bus or Train? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
As this is the final question pulled out the Stashbox today, the entire gang want to get their opinion in. Minimosh also declares pregnant women in this topic. What makes this subject even better is the Guv also puts in celebrities who are 60+ because they may be older, but they don’t appear older!

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Stashcast 19 – Deadly Sins and Broken Bones – Show Notes

Ashbosh welcomes the Stashers to Episode 19 as usual. After a polite bit of banter, and the mention of the dreaded Cake Fart saga of episode 17, Minimosh pulls out the first card.

#1 – Are you truly an expert after watching a documentary? (Submitted by Adam)
Interesting question, as this has so many factors to consider. A serious discussion, but Ashbosh knows where this question came from and explains it to the crew.
You know how the Stashcast Crew role… It’s not long before the discussion goes well off course, so they end up discussing this little chestnut from many years ago!

Now the show takes an 80′s cartoon spin, so the crew end up watching the theme to the Shoe People as Ashbosh put it on!

#2 – Best person out on the drink? (Submitted by Anonymous)
After the Guv sets some rules the boys discuss who it could possibly be. Ashbosh thinks he knows who he would choose, but does everyone else agree? Stan makes a crazy choice too, but it was only in jest!

#3 – What is your favorite Deadly Sin? (Submitted by James)
Ashbosh has no idea what the deadly sins actually are. Stan and J-Bo know about them and enjoyed the film Se7en. Everyone has to pick their own favorite, but J-Bo takes a while to get his own sorted

#4 – What would you rather fight? One horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses? (Submitted by Michael)
Choosing one choice here is a tough one. Both would probably lead to death! But what do the boys choose?

#5 – If you could create your own political party. What would it be called and what policies would you have? (Submitted by Clare via Facebook)
Stan wants to start this topic. So Ashbosh and J-Bo begin to apologise for what Stan will probably say. He tries to take an adult approach….but can Stan actually pull that off?

#6 – Could you take Ronda Rousey in a cage fight? (Submitted by Josie)
J-Bo didn’t know who Ronda is until Ashbosh shows the crew a video where Ronda takes on fellow martial artist Meisha Tate in a title match. If you would like to see the video you can find it below. But all three guys agree that Ronda is a beautiful deadly woman. But does anyone think they can go toe to toe with the UFC Champion?
Here is the video of Rousey’s very impressive arm bar skills. This is graphic so anyone who is a bit pathetic about broken limbs, steer clear!

This week is a story of possible food poisoning over the English tradition of mint sauce with Lamb. Shawarma makes an appearance again as it is the crews favorite food at the minute. Also this prompts a tale from Ashbosh which features the Stashcast’s occasional guest L2K.

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Stashcast 18 – Sly Stallone One Liners! – Show Notes

Episode 18 starts with the crew not being able to get the image of Cake Farts out of their head. After the standard introductions and a discussion on if the cake was indeed eaten, the Guv grabs the first topic from the Stashbox for the show to officially begin.

#1 – Would you spend the night away from your partner, to have sex with another person for money? How much would it cost? Would you let your partner do the same? (Submitted by John via e-mail)
Stan likens this question to a film, all the crew have a moral choice to make on this question. Some of the crew try and push Ashbosh to change his answer, but does he?

#2 – Which professional wrestler would you be and why? (Submitted by Johnny via Facebook)
We seem to have a lot of wrestling fans who listen in. Poor J-bo doesn’t know many wrestlers but manages to choose one, and the debate falls on a pro wrestler who has since become a porn star!

Stan tells a tale of a man and his love for a blow job. This story also covers how unusual girls can be!
#3 – So how would you describe yourself in three words? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh was as fast as flies around poop with this one, J-Bo stuns and insults the Guv to a point where the show almost came to an end! Also J-Bo’s life was at risk!

#4 – If you had to have sex with an animal, what and why? (Submitted by Johnny via Facebook)
After the frosty finish from the last subject, the guys can’t get over how many sex questions they seem to get thrown their way. All the guys actually make a choice. What would yours be?

#5 – The majesty of penguins (Submitted by Chris via Facebook)
Quite the change from the previous topic!

#6 – Do your best Sly Stallone impression! Even the Guv! (Submitted by Olivia via Email)
It’s funny how famous Sly is, yet the crew can only think of one phrase! So Ashbosh takes to Youtube to find the best Sly Stallone one liner video before the crew do their own impression!

As the show wraps up the guys seem to fall into talking about a youtuber the cast love to watch all the time before they record! His name is dogsandwolves. Here is a video! Enjoy!

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Stashcast 17 – CAKE FARTS – Show Notes

Quite an odd start to this episode as the crew had a false start before finally recording so the Guv was struggling not to laugh at the start of the show. After the familiarities are out of the way, Minimosh pulls the first topic out of the beloved Stashbox.

#1 – What do you think of when you think of a Dolphin? *BLOWHOLE!* (Submitted by Anth via Facebook)
Well this is an interesting topic! After Ashbosh explains why this subject had been submitted by Anth, Minimosh offers a game idea which is vetoed by the crew. Somehow the intro of Flipper is played and discussed.

#2 – If you could be fluent in any Language without having to learn, what would the language be? (Submitted by Liam)
J-Bo instantly knows what he would do, Stan is quiet on this one, Ashbosh looks for a lesser used language as his preferred choice

#3 – Name one food you couldn’t live without (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-Bo and Stan are united instantly on their choice, as Ashbosh doesn’t have any food he really dislikes it takes him alot longer to choose. An argument somehow breaks out over Stan and J-Bo’s choice as the Guv isn’t happy with them.

#4 – If you could have a servant come to your house everyday for an hour, what would you have them do? (Submitted by James)
Stan goes blue! Ashbosh seems to be an advocate for midget abuse. J-Bo takes a more laid back approach to the topic.

#5 – Cake Farts (Submitted by Steve via Facebook)
Wow, what is to say about this! Hear the crews reaction as none of them have seen this before! So click HERE to see the video. WARNING! You can’t unsee this!

#6 – In 40 seconds make the crew say as many slang words for the male reproductive organ, keep a tally! (Submitted by Nigel from Durham)
You would think this would have been easy for the crew, but they seem to make it harder than it is! It seems to take a lifetime to organise the clock and get the ball rolling! See if you can think of anymore names for it yourself!

This story is about one of Stan’s friends who got more than he bargained for in Amsterdam, the story features a BJ and a skateboard!!!!

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