Stashcast 21 – Pirates Or Ninjas – Show Notes

Ashbosh once again does the intro and manages to make a hash of it! Once everyone has been formally introduced (And insulted if you are Stan), our resident Stashbox keeper the Guv’nor picks the first topic from the sexy & beloved Stashbox.

#1 – What’s your most enjoyable shitty film? (Submitted by Al)
This one seems fairly easy, but when the discussion begins the crew realise they feel the only films they choose to watch are good films, but they cans still somehow pick shitty ones!

#2 – Is a portion of Chips a meal, side dish or snack? (Submitted by Paul via Twitter)
A nice little quick one! What do you think? Is it a meal? Or a side dish? Or simply a snack? Our crew thought it could be various options given certain circumstances!

#3 – If you can have one super power, what would it be? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh recently sent the guys this funny picture only days before the recording!
Our stashbox keeper takes over this topic and the Guv’s power is crazy! They all choose their own power, this subject could go for hours if we let it! But the Guv doesn’t let the boys get too carried away.

#4 – What’s one talent or skill that you don’t have but have always wanted? (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-bo has quite a good answer, Stan decides to take over and describe the fabric on the back of Ashbosh’s pyjamas when he recently released some flatulence. He then chooses quite an ugly talent.

#5 – What is better? Pirates or Ninjas? (Submitted by John via Email)
Stan reckons he has the correct answer, J-Bo disagrees. Ashbosh tells of how he and Stan when they used to work nightshift used to watch videos called I am Ninja back in 2006. Ash puts the intro song on so here is a video linked below!

As per usual the topic migrated onto other things. A Youtube celebrity by the name of Kassem-G pops up! So here is what we promised!

Stan’s Story of the Week
This episode Stan talks about meeting a celebrity who he thought at first was a midget. He isn’t however a midget at all and it all ends up with the Guv’nor being insulted!

#6 – If you could be the director of one company, which would it be and what would you do on your first day? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh jumps onto this one with a peach on an idea! Which ends with him wishing he had a crack habit with the money he makes! J-bo wishes he could work for a huge corporation! But which one? Stan wants to take over a company with the sole reason is to sack someone he doesn’t really like! Even the Guv comes into this topic with an idea, but she just wants to use her platform to get a huge Sword!

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stashcast 20 – Stan and His Scabby Scrote – Show Notes

This weeks episode starts with a little debate about pooing and whether or not men have pelvic floor muscles. After all the crew are introduced and present, the keeper of the sacred Stashbox (the Guv) draws the first topic out for discussion!

#1 – Who would win out of a 3 way rumble out of Firthmoor, Redhall and Branksome estate? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
The Guv thinks this question would have been more relevant in the 90’s. The guys think this question is about the rival schools. This subject only really works if you are from the town the boys record in! So this subject was over fairly quickly.

#2 – If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go? (Submitted by James B)
Stan wants to Teabag a world leader.. but which one? This quickly escalates into an epic story about Stan balls which makes The Guv cry!

#3 – Would you rather help me to help you, or not co-operate? (Submitted by Anonymous)
The guys are quite confused about what this actually means, The Guv can offer no suggestion so the crew dust themselves off and a new subject is drawn from the beloved Stashbox.

#4 – Ladyboys? Only gay if the balls touch? (Submitted by Steve)
J-Bo gives the guys a funny story about an old lady and some Ladyboys. Stan gives a good insight into his answer. What do you think?

#5 – Do you think it is acceptable to skive off work to play a video game? If so how long? (Submitted by Alex via email)
Stan is a good guy and only books holiday but what does Ash and J-Bo think? Are any of the guys guilty? Also the guys want to re-write the maternity sickness law before giving their answers to the question.

#6 – What car would you buy with a million pounds? (Submitted by Anon)
Stan is so fast off the mark no-one could even decifer what he says! J-Bo has recently purchased a new car which starts off a discussion about a unique North East truck club. The Guv and Ashbosh want to go back to the 70’s for their choice.

Stan’s Story of the Week
Stan wrote himself a note to remember his story which reads Martin’s Balls….
After Stan has covered his story Stan talks about how he looks in Women’s drawers!
Because the conversation has deviated, Stan is upset at women adverts that dictate because you wear a certain type of tampon etc. that you can go sky diving etc. But is that really true?

#7 – How old does person need to be/or look for you to give up your seat on a bus or Train? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
As this is the final question pulled out the Stashbox today, the entire gang want to get their opinion in. Minimosh also declares pregnant women in this topic. What makes this subject even better is the Guv also puts in celebrities who are 60+ because they may be older, but they don’t appear older!

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stashcast 19 – Deadly Sins and Broken Bones – Show Notes

Ashbosh welcomes the Stashers to Episode 19 as usual. After a polite bit of banter, and the mention of the dreaded Cake Fart saga of episode 17, Minimosh pulls out the first card.

#1 – Are you truly an expert after watching a documentary? (Submitted by Adam)
Interesting question, as this has so many factors to consider. A serious discussion, but Ashbosh knows where this question came from and explains it to the crew.
You know how the Stashcast Crew role… It’s not long before the discussion goes well off course, so they end up discussing this little chestnut from many years ago!

Now the show takes an 80’s cartoon spin, so the crew end up watching the theme to the Shoe People as Ashbosh put it on!

#2 – Best person out on the drink? (Submitted by Anonymous)
After the Guv sets some rules the boys discuss who it could possibly be. Ashbosh thinks he knows who he would choose, but does everyone else agree? Stan makes a crazy choice too, but it was only in jest!

#3 – What is your favorite Deadly Sin? (Submitted by James)
Ashbosh has no idea what the deadly sins actually are. Stan and J-Bo know about them and enjoyed the film Se7en. Everyone has to pick their own favorite, but J-Bo takes a while to get his own sorted

#4 – What would you rather fight? One horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses? (Submitted by Michael)
Choosing one choice here is a tough one. Both would probably lead to death! But what do the boys choose?

#5 – If you could create your own political party. What would it be called and what policies would you have? (Submitted by Clare via Facebook)
Stan wants to start this topic. So Ashbosh and J-Bo begin to apologise for what Stan will probably say. He tries to take an adult approach….but can Stan actually pull that off?

#6 – Could you take Ronda Rousey in a cage fight? (Submitted by Josie)
J-Bo didn’t know who Ronda is until Ashbosh shows the crew a video where Ronda takes on fellow martial artist Meisha Tate in a title match. If you would like to see the video you can find it below. But all three guys agree that Ronda is a beautiful deadly woman. But does anyone think they can go toe to toe with the UFC Champion?
Here is the video of Rousey’s very impressive arm bar skills. This is graphic so anyone who is a bit pathetic about broken limbs, steer clear!

This week is a story of possible food poisoning over the English tradition of mint sauce with Lamb. Shawarma makes an appearance again as it is the crews favorite food at the minute. Also this prompts a tale from Ashbosh which features the Stashcast’s occasional guest L2K.

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stashcast 18 – Sly Stallone One Liners! – Show Notes

Episode 18 starts with the crew not being able to get the image of Cake Farts out of their head. After the standard introductions and a discussion on if the cake was indeed eaten, the Guv grabs the first topic from the Stashbox for the show to officially begin.

#1 – Would you spend the night away from your partner, to have sex with another person for money? How much would it cost? Would you let your partner do the same? (Submitted by John via e-mail)
Stan likens this question to a film, all the crew have a moral choice to make on this question. Some of the crew try and push Ashbosh to change his answer, but does he?

#2 – Which professional wrestler would you be and why? (Submitted by Johnny via Facebook)
We seem to have a lot of wrestling fans who listen in. Poor J-bo doesn’t know many wrestlers but manages to choose one, and the debate falls on a pro wrestler who has since become a porn star!

Stan tells a tale of a man and his love for a blow job. This story also covers how unusual girls can be!
#3 – So how would you describe yourself in three words? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Ashbosh was as fast as flies around poop with this one, J-Bo stuns and insults the Guv to a point where the show almost came to an end! Also J-Bo’s life was at risk!

#4 – If you had to have sex with an animal, what and why? (Submitted by Johnny via Facebook)
After the frosty finish from the last subject, the guys can’t get over how many sex questions they seem to get thrown their way. All the guys actually make a choice. What would yours be?

#5 – The majesty of penguins (Submitted by Chris via Facebook)
Quite the change from the previous topic!

#6 – Do your best Sly Stallone impression! Even the Guv! (Submitted by Olivia via Email)
It’s funny how famous Sly is, yet the crew can only think of one phrase! So Ashbosh takes to Youtube to find the best Sly Stallone one liner video before the crew do their own impression!

As the show wraps up the guys seem to fall into talking about a youtuber the cast love to watch all the time before they record! His name is dogsandwolves. Here is a video! Enjoy!

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Stashcast 17 – CAKE FARTS – Show Notes

Quite an odd start to this episode as the crew had a false start before finally recording so the Guv was struggling not to laugh at the start of the show. After the familiarities are out of the way, Minimosh pulls the first topic out of the beloved Stashbox.

#1 – What do you think of when you think of a Dolphin? *BLOWHOLE!* (Submitted by Anth via Facebook)
Well this is an interesting topic! After Ashbosh explains why this subject had been submitted by Anth, Minimosh offers a game idea which is vetoed by the crew. Somehow the intro of Flipper is played and discussed.

#2 – If you could be fluent in any Language without having to learn, what would the language be? (Submitted by Liam)
J-Bo instantly knows what he would do, Stan is quiet on this one, Ashbosh looks for a lesser used language as his preferred choice

#3 – Name one food you couldn’t live without (Submitted by Anonymous)
J-Bo and Stan are united instantly on their choice, as Ashbosh doesn’t have any food he really dislikes it takes him alot longer to choose. An argument somehow breaks out over Stan and J-Bo’s choice as the Guv isn’t happy with them.

#4 – If you could have a servant come to your house everyday for an hour, what would you have them do? (Submitted by James)
Stan goes blue! Ashbosh seems to be an advocate for midget abuse. J-Bo takes a more laid back approach to the topic.

#5 – Cake Farts (Submitted by Steve via Facebook)
Wow, what is to say about this! Hear the crews reaction as none of them have seen this before! So click HERE to see the video. WARNING! You can’t unsee this!

#6 – In 40 seconds make the crew say as many slang words for the male reproductive organ, keep a tally! (Submitted by Nigel from Durham)
You would think this would have been easy for the crew, but they seem to make it harder than it is! It seems to take a lifetime to organise the clock and get the ball rolling! See if you can think of anymore names for it yourself!

This story is about one of Stan’s friends who got more than he bargained for in Amsterdam, the story features a BJ and a skateboard!!!!

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stashcast 16 – Kelly Brook or a Shawarma?

Hello everyone this is Ashbosh. Apologies for having uploaded these show notes month’s late. Seems you can’t rely on your counter parts to do the work! I have amended the release date so it should show as released on the 15th September 2014, even though we have only managed to complete them mid October! Enough of my whinging… let the show notes begin!!!

This week’s episode starts off as usual with a quick recap about the food the guys have just eaten, things quickly move on with a mention of ring sting!

#1 – If you had to sell out and do an advert, what would you advertise? (Submitted by Liam)
The guys quickly give us some examples of famous celebs who have sold out for all sorts of crazy things. Ashbosh has a deep detest for adverts and celebrities on them, hence why our occasional guest L2K submitted this question.


#2 – Noel Edmonds (Submitted by Anonymous)
One of the guys grandmother’s often cries when it comes to innocent old Noel…but not everyone is a fan!
#3 – Do you know any unusual facts about a Celebrity? (Submitted by Ted via Email)
Stan knows an unusual fact about a snooker player, which also unlocks a story the Guv has about the same snooker professional!
After they discuss celeb facts, somehow the talk again falls onto kids TV shows they remember when young. Bodger and Badger popped up, Stan being Stan and having no volume control he bellows out random words from the show which will confuse nearly all of you. So enjoy the theme song to the show we used to watch when we were very young.

#4 – Would you rather eat Shawarma or Kelly Brook? (Submitted by @gmanwhitey via Twitter)
Ashbosh wants clarification on if he is single as he knows what he answers here will be scrutinized by the Guv’nor. This one is an easy question, but with these lot an answer is never straight forward!

#5 – Queue Jumpers (Submitted by Anonymous)
No one likes queue jumpers do they! Or do they?!

#6 – What’s the least amount of butter needed to Satay a Goat? (Submitted by the Prince of Darkness)
Wow! No one expected a question like this. Serious goat cooking discussions begin!

#7 – If a child is fat, is it child abuse? (Submitted by Liam)
Some seem to think that it is child abuse. But not all the cast agree, you’d be surprised who is not a fan of labeling this child abuse! Ashbosh creates a good idea with the help of J-Bo to weigh people before being allowed food in fast food chains.

#8 – Have you ever won something in a prize draw competition? (Submitted by Owen via Email)
Ashbosh can’t wait to force the Guv’nor to tell us all the story of her epic competition win! Ashbosh has also won a competition, his prize was superior to that of poor Minimosh. BUT! Surely it’s not about the prize, it’s about the addiction of winning?
Our crew get onto discussing all sorts of competitions. Minimosh has a sign that her farther made for her and her son Travis who completed the race for life 2014. But we have lost the sign so cannot take a photo of it for the show notes! Our apologies!

Stan’s story is about a friend and him on the lash, and this story is about how drunk men can get and the antics they get upto.

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stan’s Charity Challenge

Our very own Stan has decided, as he is such a nice guy, to raise money for charity while losing weight… but here is where we need you!

Stan is undecided to which charity he would like to raise money for and would love for you to vote to help decide!

Closing date for votes will end on 18th September so make sure you get voting. We will put a link up for the fundraising page once a charity is selected incase people want to help motivate Stan by donating to charity!

Posted in Article, General Post, News | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stashcast 15 – Elton John and the Merkin – Show Notes

As Ashbosh does the usual introductions, he is joined by his wing man Stan, J-bo and the Guv. As they await their Indian meal they waste no time in getting the first topic pulled out from the Stashbox.

#1 – What are your thoughts on Father Ted? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan is very enthusiastic about this topic. J-bo hasn’t seen it in years so Ashbosh and Stan describe some of their favorite bits. THIS COULD BE A SPOILER FOR SOME!

#2 – Would you rather be f****d by Jimmy Savile or Gary Glitter (Submitted by Stu via Facebook)
Not much of a enjoyable question! So the crew discuss how to make the best out of a bad situation. However, the boys do pick one each…. *shudders*

#3 – All children are infected with cancer. Unless you give a blow job to either Elton John or Cliff Richard (Submitted by Rach via E-mail)
What is with our listeners? This is a filthy subject, and on the back of the last one it really makes the boys wonder what our listeners think of us! Stan makes a serious choice based on who would have the smallest load. After debating the terms on the fellatio, the guys make their choices.
After discussing this topic, conversation leads off to pubic wigs. Ashbosh gets the name right as they are known as merkins. As the Bosh does a search on Google for it, he stumbles across some crazy photos he feels must make it onto these very show notes! Enjoy!
J-bo thinks everyone should search Merkin. Here’s another chestnut Ashbosh found!

#4 – Some. Definition? Does it mean more than One? (Submitted by J-bo)
J-bo desribes why this has been put in. It causes an unusual debate of how different people perceive certain words. What it turns out to be was a disagreement between J-bo and the Guv’nor!

#5 – I think Peter Kay is hot because he is funny. Discuss… (Submitted by Clare)
Ashbosh has wants the boys to tell him he is sexy because he is funny. the Guv does not agree with Clare, but does agree that Ashboh is sexy. Stan then moves onto telling a funny tale involving a straw and Stans ear…somehow…

#6 – How long is too long to stare at someone in the eyes? (Not a close friend or Partner) (Submitted by Ads)
This is a subject that Ash knows about. He knows the offender in which this question was submitted. Stan mentions interviews and J-bo mentions automobile stare outs.

Just before the Guv can read the next card, Ashbosh wants to discuss something which winds him up. We’ll let the below image say everything!

#7 – If you were a plague, what symptoms would you have? (Submitted by Lou via Facebook)
What a cool question! Stan instantly knows his first symptom. But you know with this lot that we are going to have some crazy ideas!

Stan has a poop related story this week when he was in a public place. Is there anything worse?! You’ll never guess what he does with the evidence!

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Stashcast 14 – The Hour Long Episode – Show Notes

After Ashbosh welcomes the regular crew back, Stan is a little miffed off after a little prank by the bosh himself. Remember to download the show to hear the full story, for the Stashers who have, please enjoy the below photo….


We also have made it to the New & Noteworthy page on iTunes! Take a look at this!made_it

#1 – Conspiracy theories, fact or anorak bullsh*t? (Submitted by Martin via Facebook)
J-Bo is a believer. Ashbosh enjoys them and Stan does not but as with most subjects there is no straight answer from all three men!

#2 – Finger up your arse, or a full blown kick to the bollocks? (Submitted by Liam via Facebook)
Somehow the boys choose very easily, and J-Bo gets onto the conversation of enlarged body parts, so enjoy the unusual photo below of someone’s feet.
#3 – What would be the punishment be that you would give to the England football team for the poor performance at the World Cup 2014? (Submitted by Claire)
All the guys seem to be upset that professional football players actually get paid to play for their Country. Stan knows his punishment and it’s a good one!

#4 – On a Samsung Phone, Say “Okay Google, WANK” (Submitted by Elliot from Harrow)
So Stan decides he wants to search for something else. Afterwards the boys do this simple task and it leads them to an unusual place!
google-ebook#5 – Part 1: Is Bromance Real? Part 2: Are men more trustworthy than Women? (Submitted by Jacob via Email)
Wow! Well done Jacob, the boys should need to approach this subject as if they were on a knife edge. But then again you know what these lot are like and they can never behave!

#6 – What would be your Jim’ll Fix It moment? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
As the older members of the crew actually remember the show they discuss parts they can remember. It’s hard not to mention what’s happened since Jim passed… Can the boys manage it?

This installment of Stan’s Story of the week is all about Stan’s scent after a heavy meat filled Canadien diet!

We go off topic after this for the rest of the show! You cannot imagine how, but we end up watching a dog play football with a Turtle! See the below video!

We also get onto Sam Sadler off youtube! Stan wants him on the show!

Just before the show ends the crew discuss how the Guv’nor looks like Tina Barrett from S Club 7! See for yourself, incase it’s impossible to tell, the Guv is on the left!


Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stashcast 13 – Ghosts, Zombies and Eternal Life – Show Notes

So Ashbosh starts the show as usual and instantly messes it up. He tries to introduce the crew, which then makes the Guv mess up her words! After a fault filled start the Guv draws out the first card from the beloved “Stashbox” and reads it out aloud.

#1 – Do you believe in E.V.P as in Electronic Voice Phenomena (Submitted by Russ)
What a crazy first question! Ashbosh has watched programs on this kind of thing before, Stan is not sure sure so Ashbosh describes what EVP actually is and the boys focus shifts through all things paranormal including time slips. Stan tells a tale of how he feels he was once in the presence of a potential ghost.

#2 –  BOlieve or Rose Bud? (Submitted by Roy)
This is a pro wrestling topic. Ashbosh and Stan let J-bo know what these terms mean and J-Bo picks his favourite!
#3 – Quiche or Flan? (Submitted by @Gmanwhitey via Twitter)
J-Bo has tasted the best Quiche’s ever. Ash tells of his weird stomach…but what does Stan think?
#4 – If you have a cure for cancer, if you give that cure away you will die 24 hours later. Or you have the chance to live forever at your current age if you don’t tell anybody the cure. What would you do? (Submitted by John via Email)
J-bo wants to get this right in his mind straight away as you can see it’s quite a serious question for the Stashcast crew. Ashbosh can see the ultimate selfish benefits, but Stan has a good point about eternal youth and the debate pops up some really interesting questions

#5 – Do you have a zombie survival plan? (Submitted by Anonymous)
We love zombie related stuff at the Stashcast HQ! But do the boys have a chance at survival?

#6 – Speed or Strength? (Submitted by Anonymous)
Stan makes his obvious choice. J-bo and Ashbosh think more in depth about the question but this subject is called quits pretty quickly by the Guv.

#7 – IF you are one day immortalised, how would you want that to be? For example statue, memorial park, airport rename? (Submitted by Nick via Facebook)
Ashbosh really struggles with this one, Stan doesn’t seem bothered how he is remembered. J-bo likes a few different options and also states why he wouldn’t like some other types of memorial

Stan discusses his hatred for super spec’d cars being driven by old biddies. But as the story is told the boys go off on a tangent as per usual!

Posted in Show Notes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment