Nothing pisses me off more than the sight of someone sticking their nose up someone ass. I can’t help but wonder why these people are completely happy to lose all self worth in order to get their foot in the door.
These people are everywhere. You can find them in the work place, hanging around celebrities or commenting on ‘models’ social media accounts. Don’t get me wrong there is nothing wrong with admiring someone or having respect for a person, but people tend to cross the line when they say things they know the person wants to hear in order to get some benefit themselves.
So how can I help by riding the world of these parasites I hear you say, well here is my plan.
1 – Whenever someone is caught with their nose up someones ass they are ordered to attend a self worth class, similar to AA where they will send 12 weeks learning how to not be a dickhead.
2 – Once these people graduate they will be registered and if they re-offend they will be ordered to attend a 12 month retreat at a remote island. They will be there all alone with only time to reflect on how pitiful their lives have become.
The world would be a better place without such brown nosers. Lets face it, no one likes them. I don’t even think they like themselves.
Grow some balls you dickheads otherwise a remote island awaits you