If you could be any animal what would it be and why?

What is one of the things you would put on your bucket list?
I would like to base up or jump off a big ass cliff with a wing suit on.

Who is your favourite super hero and why?

If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be and who would
play you?

If you could be any flavour ice cream, what would it be and why?
Pistachio because I have tasty nuts (The Guv says)

Who is your favourite cartoon character and why?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Are you a morning or night person?
I am a middle of the afternoon person. Dislike mornings

What is one thing that annoys you the most?

What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?
Struggle to sit up because I am too old. Once I’ve managed that, I go to the loo for a messy shit.

If you could trade lives with someone for a day, who would it be or why?


What is your favourite movie quote?

Where is the worst place you could get stuck?
In front of a horse’s ejaculating penis. I have heard the jizz shit loads.

Where would you go if you were invisible?

What is the one thing you own but wish you didn’t?

What is your biggest addiction?


What celebrity annoys you the most?
Unquestionably Kay Burley

What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?
Stashcast business cards, to hide in weird and wonderful places for people to find.

What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?

If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?