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Beamish : A North East England attraction. It is an open plan olden day museum
Bell End : A term used to describe the end of a mans penis (the glans)
Biff : A word used by people to call someone a fool or an idiot. More polite than the term dickhead. Will mostly be used by Ashbosh and Stan.
Bird : This is another word used for woman or girl. For example, “Check out that sexy bird”.
Boner : A slang word for a male erection
Feeding the Horse : Term used to describe a man playing with a womans naughty bits.
Fondle : Stroke or caress lovingly or erotically
Hellish : A word used to say something is crazy or cool/messed up
Meme : An Internet meme is an activity, concept, catchphrase or piece of media which spreads, often as mimicry, from person to person via the Internet.
Mint : A word used instead of cool or awesome
Mong : What happens to you when you have too much weed
Mush : A term used to describe someone. Much like dude, or mate, or homie. Used by Ashbosh.
Nads : A term used instead of the word balls. So this is a word to describe the male testicles
Nilf : Nana I’d like to fuck/have sexual intercourse with
Nimble : Quick, light, or agile in movement or action
Pleb : Used to insult someone. Mostly used to describe an absolute idiot.
Red Ross : A reference to the Friends character Ross…. who uses the phases Red Ross to describe himself when he is angry and motivated
Scrote : A slang word used for the scrotum
Silly-On : A slang term for an erect penis
Spazz : Overly excited and very annoying
Spud gun : A little gun shaped object that you stick into a potato, and it cuts out a bullet shaped projectile which you can shoot out. These things used to be painful back when Stan and Ash were kids.
Tuppence : A word used by Ashbosh to describe a vagina
Virile : Having strength, energy, and a strong sex drive
Windupedness : Coined by J-Bo to describe how he must keep up being annoying to the Guv’nor when he is at work because Ashbosh is not there to do so.