Stan The Man

If you could be any animal what would it be and why? A tiger as I love Frosties

What is one of the things you would put on your bucket list? To poo in the hadron collider

Who is your favourite super hero and why? Deadpool as he’s fucked up

If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be and who would 
play you? Erotic thriller and the fat kid from the goonies

If you could be any flavour ice cream, what would it be and why? Mint choc chip because it’s fucking amazing

Who is your favourite cartoon character and why? Vegeta as he’s a hardcore mother fucker

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Japan as they are cool

Are you a morning or night person? Night definitely.

What is one thing that annoys you the most? Jbo

What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning? Swear

If you could trade lives with someone for a day, who would it be or why? Barrack Obama to do his missus

What is your favourite movie quote? What the fuck happened to that guys head – Dogma

Where is the worst place you could get stuck? In a nursery

Where would you go if you were invisible? The playboy mansion

What is the one thing you own but wish you didn’t? A conscience

What is your biggest addiction? Heroin

What celebrity annoys you the most? Jeremy kyle

What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet? Money

What TV sitcom family would you be a member of? The bings. Friends was awesome

If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why? Irn bru. The bubbles would tickle my balls