If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
It has to be a Sloth! I need the sleep
What is one of the things you would put on your bucket list?
I have too many things on my bucket list! See the Northern Lights is my number 1 thing to do.
Who is your favourite super hero and why?
The Hulk because everyone has rage issues once in a while.
If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be and who would
It would be a Drama and Monica Bing would play me, if she was a real person.
If you could be any flavour ice cream, what would it be and why?
Chocolate because it tastes so good and makes you feel happy.
Who is your favourite cartoon character and why?
Johnny Bravo, his ability at picking up the ladies is just great. There are so many people like him in the world. Just check Instagram.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Iceland, I would love to go into the Natural Pools and to be the Northern Lights.
Are you a morning or night person?
I am a moaning Mo-Fo at both of these times so I will say neither.
What is one thing that annoys you the most?
I get annoyed at people love themselves so much that they think the whole world loves them too. In reality we all hate you.
What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?
Snooze my alarm for another ten minutes.
If you could trade lives with someone for a day, who would it be or why?
Richard Branson, he appears to be living the dream and having a great time doing it. Plus I would do it on the day he goes into space for the free ride!
What is your favourite movie quote?
Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya.
Where is the worst place you could get stuck?
In the ladies toilets when it is full of people who are stood there doing their make up.
Where would you go if you were invisible?
NASA just to see what they do in their down time.
What is the one thing you own but wish you didn’t?
I don’t have anything which i wish I didn’t.
What is your biggest addiction?
This used to be Pepsi but I gave that up in 2014. Now I would say it is complaining. This is something I do everyday but I do it well.
What celebrity annoys you the most?
The Kardashian/Jenner family anyone who has seen this fake family will understand why.
What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?
A polaroid picture from Amsterdam
What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?
If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?
Chocolate milkshake… although only if it was a moderate temperature. I hate being cold.